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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:09
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Bank of Japan leaves interest rate unadjusted at 0.5% as expected - FXStreet
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Trump administration prepares to ease big bank rules - Politico
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Paris Baguette: The Korean bakery that wants to make croissants less French - BBC
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
What makes a woman attractive?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
All international travelers should get measles vaccinations, CDC says - AP News
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Miley declines to address accusations in court documents about death of Tyler Skaggs - AP News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
BBC Stands By Newsreader Who Corrected Autocue From “Pregnant People” To “Women” - Deadline
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
N95 Masks And Air Purifiers: Wildfire Smoke Protection - The Weather Channel
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
A Game-Changing Telescope Is About to Drop First Pics. Here's How to Watch. - ScienceAlert
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
A runway under construction at Newark's beleaguered airport reopens early - NPR
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts